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CHARACTER GUIDE

Show regulars, SLAP Studio staff, frequent callers, creatures, monsters, and legends.

Laura

A fan favorite! Laura (aka DaLaura) co-hosted the show about once a month during her "fertile periods." She's a licensed therapist, a member of the Wahoo Skiffle Crazies, wife, mother, and amateur witch.

RoboGail

A fart-fueled robot created by America's Cousin, Cousin Justin. RoboGail started out as a frequent caller before moving into SLAP Studios to answer listener calls.

The Raccoons

Chris always fed stray cats in his wing of SLAP Studios, which eventually attracted multiple raccoons (and the occassional possum) to his wing of the studio.

Vert

Our favorite guest! Vert has appeared on many episodes of the show, particularly holidays and anniversary shows. His last appearance was our penultimate episode: Season 4 Episode 19: Dude-mato.

A-Log

Our very first guest! A-Log was our original movie critic during Season 1, but refused to review anything other than hentai.

Al Gile

World explorer and host of Al Gile on the Scene. Explored most of Denmark. Ran for Director of Foreign Affairs (and lost) during the Li'l Chub Club election in 2020. First appearance: Season 1 - Episode 228.

Barney the Flea

A flea who traveled from a raccoon to Chris to John's dog.

America's Cousin

Inventor of RoboGail, Li'l Chub Club Member, eggdumpsoup.com webmaster, and John's cousin, Justin Szeluga.

Beer Wolf

Super Live Adventure adopted this guy after the Coors Brewing Company neglected him for years.

Bill Stone (RIP)

John's old kidney stone that occassionally calls to share stories of its adventures in Heaven.

Booby Waffles

Old Queen Mother Hubbard's Chub News Cupboard news anchor.

Bride of Fartenstein

Fart Guy's wife and member of the Li'l Chub Club.

Cobra Commander

Frequent caller and supreme leader of the terrorist organization Cobra.

Chris P. Bacon

This pun-spewing pig made his first appearance during the Chubby Awards live show that was the 200th episode of Season One.

Doc Lawson

Not a real doctor, but knowledgable about a great many ailments and medical procedures. Also a member of the Li'l Chub Club.

Dandy

Frequent caller obsessed with belly buttons.

Fart Guy

Calls in to share the craziest farts you've ever heard. Also a proud member of the Li'l Chub Club as well as the Merry Band of Chubs.

Gourd Head

Say his name three times into a mirror at midnight in a pumpkin patch on Halloween and you just might hear the familiar calling of this beast, “Flimmmmm flammmmm, gonna press that hammmmmm…” First appeared in Season 1, Episode 274: “Gourd Head” on November 11, 2019.

GRAMBO (RIP)

She died fighting bravely during the Pizza Wars. Grambo's picture used to hang in the back room of Pizza D'Oro where we would eat back in college. We later recorded podcast episodes there until the pizzeria closed for good. The original Grambo picture now hangs proudly in the Staten Island Wing of SLAP Studios.

TO GRAMBO!

Archie McPhee, Handy Squirrel

Frequent caller who expressed a romantic interest in both Uncle Tony and John's dog, Darington. Need a handy from a squirrel? Call Archie McPhee!

Hoo Drink

A mysterious gremlin-like creature that tops off your drink when you aren't looking.

Hughby

Singer/songwriter who's shared many hits with the podcast, most notably his hit single, "Purple Leather Underwear" (Season 1 - Episode 128)

Jake

Member of the Li'l Chub Club lost in time and space. Jake keeps trying to get back to the current timeline but always ends up stranded somewhere else in the past.

Jingles All The Way

The musical stylings of John and Chris. If you need a jingle, just ask us and we'll whip one up on the spot. (First episode: Season 1 - Episode 138)

Li'l Eddie O'Hare

The show's official movie critic! Eddie sees it all and always leaves a short, simple review. He either likes it or he doesn't. That is all.

Bryan McGuckin

Third co-host of Super Live Adventure from episodes 20-89 of Season One. Returned to the show for episodes 101 and 200.

The Merry Band of Chubs

The Li'l Chub Club DnD adventurers, consisting of Chris Sorrentino, Styles, Jake, Fart Guy, and Alex Hulkhogan.

Monkey Boy

Runs around the neighborhood at night in search of period-stained tampons and sanitary napkins.

Mr. P

Our old gym teacher who occassionally checks in to make sure we're eating healthy and getting plenty of exercise.

Muffin (RIP)

A very vocal member of the podcast during episodes recorded remotelty over the pandemic, Chris' cat Muffin once graced our official logo.

Mug Man

This guy gets excited whenever he sees a "World's Greatest Mom" mug, because where there's a mug, there's a mom, and Mug Man loves moms.

Only One Soda

Frequent caller and Li'l Chub Club member Juan Cerda.

Papa Dumps

Founder and CEO of eggdumpsoup.com, proud sponsor of the Super Live Adventure Podcast.

Patches & Duddy, Attorneys at Law

Our lawyers. The best in the biz. Apparently they're musicians, too: https://patchesxduddy.bandcamp.com/album/badtime

Phil

Somehow our phone number got mixed up with some guy named Phil and we received A LOT of messges intended for him, starting with Season 3 - Episode 14: Christmas with DaLaura.

The Pig Man

For years we feared what we thought was the Pig Man every time we heard strange sounds coming from Chris' backyard. Turns out it was just raccoons having sex.

The Queen Mum (aka Human Gail)

Friend and Li'l Chub Club Member, Gail was one of the elected leaders of the Sovereign Council of the Chub Collective before other members of the council turned against the show.

The Queen of SLAP

Longtime listener and member of the Li'l Chub Club, Emily was given the original podcast bell and crowned Queen of SLAP at our live 100th episode recorded in the Staten Island Ferry Terminal.

The Recidivist

Former Li'l Chub Club member who often called to correct something we said on a previous episode. Also unsuccessful in his attempts to get us to like IPAs. Won the big bell in a thumb wrestling match against John. Like all who touched that cursed bell, the Recidivist ultimately turned against the podcast and quit the Li'l Chub Club, never to be seen or heard from again.

Rocco from Bayonne

Frequent caller with lots of skin tags.

Sal Percolo

Caller with the wrong number hoping to speak to someone named Phil about a jet ski.

Sambot Malone-a-tron

The bartending robot of tomorrow. Sambot exists in a realm beyond time, ready to serve passersby on their way to the hereafter, wherever, or whatever. With an infinite amount of time to kill, Sambot never misses an episode of Super Live Adventure and occassionally interupts the show to correct something we've said after having one too many.

Schmecurity

The most useless security guard of all time, Schmecurity never managed to keep intruders from entering the studio.

Schmold the Mold

The angry mold that lives inside Chris' dirty bubbler.

Schmook the Cook

Former SLAP Studio cook who confessed to having an affair with Schmutler the Butler and was later fired for attempting to poison John and Chris.

Schmop the Robo Cop

A cop who tried to help us with our Shmurgler situation, Schmop was ultimately turned into a Robo Cop when he was injured in the line of duty.

Schmutler the Butler (RIP)

Our original butler, Schmutler was killed by John's mother-in-law during the studio siege (Season 2 - Episode 26) and was later secretly buried alongside Dudley Moore in Scotch Plains, NJ. Honor his memory every Schmutler Day by buttling for someone you love on January 20th.

Shmeeves the Jeeves

Our current butler, Shmeeves the Jeeves has been known to occassionally break into song.

Sgt. Stinkface

aka Kuma. aka Johnny Pugs. Professional wrestler, podcast guest, frequent caller and member of the Li'l Chub Club. Earned the nickname "Sgt. Stinkface" after multiple male wrestling fans sent him fanmail requesting he sit on their faces.

Shmurgler "not" the Burglar

Clearly a burglar, Shmurgler has been known to pop up at live shows, so keep an eye on your belongings next time you come see us. First called the show Season 2 - Episode 27.

Slash the Topless Bounty Hunter

She's a bounty hunter, and she's topless. Nuff said.

The Sovereign Council of the Chub Collective

Consiting of three elected leaders of the Li'l Chub Club: the Chief Instigations Officer (CIO), J.A.M.E.S. (Jovian Actuated Man: Ecto Series) aka the Eternal Galactic Emporer of All Chubdom, and the Minister for Etiquette, aka the Queen Mum. The CIO also appointed one additional member, Ryan, the Secretery of... Whatever the Fuck. Forced to disband after the Great Battle of the Bell resulted in the CIO and J.A.M.E.S. (then controlled by an evil alien entity) revolting against the podcast.

Superfan Dennis

The original superfan! Dennis is actually a good friend and Li'l Chub Club member who has made several appearances on the show, starting with Season 1 - Episode 44.

Tatra the Polish Indiana Jones

Tatra tends to show up wherever there's Polish beer and is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with Beer Wolf.

The Big Bell

The cursed evil bell that had to be removed from the Studio by Laura and hidden somewhere in New Jersey (Season 3 - Episode 4). The bell brought misery to all who touched it, and ultimately turned some leaders of the Soveriegn Council of the Chub Collective against us.

The Librarian

Regular caller who was extremely disapointed by the lack of books in The Book of Boba Fett.

Tony Dangerous

Amateur wrestler who claimed he could drink an entire gallon of milk during a live podcast. After a few sips he accidentlly spit milk into the sound equipment, bringing the entire show to a halt. He returned to the show years later, only to have his ass handed to him by Kuma (aka Johnny Pugs, aka Sgt. Stinkface).

Uncle Tony

Pervert.

Dr. Sausage Fingers

A gynecologist with abnormally large fingers – and the man who delivered John's first born.

Woody (RIP)

The Queen Mum's dog and official mascot of Super Live Adventure. Also the only canine member of the Li'l Chub Club.

The Biscuit Brother

Season 3 - Episode 37 caller. That's all you gotta know.

Johnny Monzo

Annouced his bid for New York State Comptroller in Season 3 - Episode 22.

The Egg Dump Soup Organization

The mysterious group behind eggdumpsoup.org, not to be confused with eggdumpsoup.com. Enter at your own risk.

Jimmy with the Jimmy Arm

Man who had a penis temporarily grown on his arm after his original penis fell off.

Schmintern the Intern

Assisted the members of the Soveriegn Council of the Chub Collective. Left with the Chief Instigations Officer (CIO) after the Great Battle of the Bell and was never heard from again.